Monday, March 23, 2009

Nine Words Women Use

Tell me what you think? They seem about right! I got this list off of another blog....

Nine Words Women Use

(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a 'whatever').

(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying go away.

(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.

7 comments:

Mama said...

i am laughing sooo hard! its like they picked my brain (after a fight!!!) hahaha

Advice from Ordinary People Flourishing Together said...

Those are perfect. I like lists like that because it let's you know that you are not the only one who uses them.

Mary said...

Thank you for the good laugh. Those statements are all too true. Men need to understand our lingo.

Summer said...

I need Rance to read this. Maybe it will help prevent future fights! All of the above applied to me!

Matt and Carly Van Dyke said...

That is so funny and true! I am laughing out loud!! I was thinking that I need to have Matt read this as well! How funny!

Emily Brimhall said...

ha ha this is sooo true. I'm going to copy and paste it for kelly.

Ashley said...

That is so funny! And very true :)