Nine Words Women Use

Tell me what you think? They seem about right! I got this list off of another blog....

Nine Words Women Use

(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a 'whatever').

(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying go away.

(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.

Emily Needs

Okay, I thought this was sooo fun! I found this on a friends blog. What you do is go to google and type in your name and then the word needs. You'll see all the funny things that pop up, and some really do apply!!!!

1. Emily needs.....to give tim food in social studies today (me and tim are tight!)
2. Emily needs.....to make heat on the go (does sweating count?)
3. Emily needs.....new painting skills
4. Emily needs.....to run free (or just run!)
5. Emily needs.....to be told "No! There are certain things that are just not allowed!" (any volunteers?)
6. Emily needs.....assistance with dressing, eating, toileting and personal hygiene, as well as structure and monitoring for her activities (wow....wow)
7. Emily needs.....more light on her face. (ready for my winter blah face to be gone!)
8. Emily needs.....help deciding how to cut her hair
9. Emily needs.....to get her tortillas (you know how I love my tortillas!)
10. Emily needs..... 24 hour specialised nursing care (oh, sad!)


And Summer, I so copied your opening paragraph from your blog, so thanks!

Anyway, enjoy.....

You Can't Have That!

This is the phrase I have been repeating the most since yesterday morning when Livvy started crawling. She is already into everything and loving every minute of it! She almost reminds me of a claymation character when she crawls because the movements are so jerky and slow. I now remember why I used to vacuum my floors 3 times a day when the twins were her age. Today we were playing Mario Kart (hint: I wanted to win so I was focused on the game not the baby) on the Wii and she just crawled herself over to one of our chairs, pulled herself into standing position and grabbed a crayon. Luckily I looked up just in time to prevent her from eating her first green crayon =).